Monday 11/19/12 - Ellie Von Bun
I have spent last few weeks working with SEO and trying to advertise my blog to a different places so I could get readers and become super famous. Because blogs are still extremely popular and everyone wants that easy way to become interesting and famous, there are millions of blogs with thousands of categories for me to compete with.
Now I've got to the point where you can find me from a search engine, but only if you know you're looking Raisin Bun exactly. But who the hell knows to search for that while looking for an awesome blog?
And here is my biggest problem. People find a topic they like, then search for specifically that. If it's from a blog list or a search engine.
I still don't know what my subject is besides personal, and nobody searches for personal blogs.
That is why I decided to try put something from a few topics I've found while looking other blogs to see what is so good about them! Let's see if I can find my favorite.
1. Fashion blog
Here is my outfit today. As you can see, I pull jeans off. So that's what I'm wearing. Also it was a cold morning and I was too tired to put anything prettier. This t-shirt is one of my loves, Game of Blades. Yeah, awesome!
My hair is super nicely today as I overslept and had to go to shower and put a hat on top of a wet hair when leaving for work.
Also check out my nails! I put on some black color on them over a week ago and am too lazy to take it off.
Maybe I only should take pictures of these awesome t-shirts and leave all the fashion crap to someone who actually gives a shit.
2. Weight blog
Here's my situation now. I probably have gained 1,6kg from the last time being on a scale but who knows.
I tried to do that horrible pose with no head that shows only tummy and boobs but I couldn't stand still. This is so much better!
Is this my ideal weight? No. Will I lose some weight and achieve my goal? Most likely no. Will I even try? As long as I'm not nearing a whale-like size, everything's cool.
Nobody wants to hear me whining about my tummy and not doing anything about it. So no.
3. Pregnancy blog
Sometimes when I eat badly, my food baby actually starts to kick!
It's the miracle of life!
Even though I may look like being 4 to 5 months pregnant, I'm not.
4. Wedding blog
This is my boyfriend and we're getting married. His name is Mellon and we're in love!
Actually he hasn't proposed to me yet, but I know he's going to and there's no harm in small planning!
Like booking a church.
Or buying a dress.
Hiring a caterer.
You know, those small things.
My personal favorites are those blogs that end in "This blogs ends now as the wedding is canceled". What, you were planning on getting married in three years and you were already going berserk and crazy and the man couldn't take it? Shocking.
5. Tech blog
So I stalk all the time who and how people visit my site. I also see with what queries my blog comes up.
My absolute favorite for now is "How to use a vibrator". You actually need directions with that?
But because I'm such a good person, I think I'll just provide this manual as it seems there's more than one person who has sought the answer for this problem
Find the on/off button(s).
Press the on button.
Insert the vibrator (that should be buzzing) to a preferred location. Put it in your belly button if you want, the hell I care.
Congratulations! You now know how to use a vibrator!
This actually is a fun topic (tech stuff, not the vibrator stuff. Although now when I think about it, that's fun topic also) and there is a possibility that you may hear more of this.
Maybe my problem here is jumping from one subject to another with the speed of light. Attention span of a squirrel? Never.
6. Sport blog
Today I played so hard that I almost got exhausted.
7. Whore blog
What the hell is wrong with you?
Don't even think about it.
8. Food blog
Yesterday I had my hangover burger with fries. Today as my second day hangover, I think I'll go with pizza.
On top of it some tuna, ham and blue cheese. Oh yeah, and maybe bacon. Yeah, bacon!
There might be some other hangovery food-types on the back.
Wait, I actually have something important and even a little interesting to say being teeny tiny bit disabled. I do have celiac disease (hell, I don't even know how to spell it, let alone pronounce it) which fucks up my eating systems as I can't eat wheat, barley, rye and sometimes oats.
Also my stomach likes being motherfucking pain in the ass (pun intended) so I should watch my eating more carefully.
As long as I won't end up only whining about a little pain in my tummy, I will come back to this. Especially when I'm traveling.
9. Travel blog
Here I'm rocking Miami beach. All I could think was Vice Citying up and find me a baseball bat and steal a helicopter. Me and my brother decided that we most likely are messed up as that was the only thing we could think of. Besides driving some whores over with a car. Healthy.
Our parents liked this plan very much. But come on, it's the same god damn beach!
It was a family trip and we did visit Key West, Everglades aaand gorgeous shopping mall. I bought Nintendo DS. Fuck yeah.
I love to travel and I am going to Canada next year, so I definitely will talk about traveling. Problem is, it's easy to go to the dark side where it sounds like you're on a walking trip through a desert.
Luckily I do have a few stories that are worth mentioning.
On the other hand, when I'm in Canada I have to tell a bit boring stuff, as I'm there 4 months and people back home want to know what's up. So be prepared for some "Today I went for a walk. I saw some pretty nice buildings. Then I ate carrots."
This picture has a carrot. And very horrible blur.
Last weekend one of my best friends visited me and we spent a quiet evening chilling until our asses were raw and drinking wine like little apes. That was Friday.
And I'm still feeling the effects of our Saturday.
He left yesterday, but I'm hoping we get together again ASAP!
This is the most common blogging style there is. This is also the most forgettable and boring subjects. Unless you personally know the writer or the writer has exceptionally interesting lifestyle, you just don't care.
Of course there are different ways to talk about your personal stuff and it's almost every time the second subject alongside the prime subject. But if you forget the difference between a diary and a blog, stop blogging.
This is also my mistake and my problem. So I'm a bit hypocrite. Shoot me.
For now it is the prime subject of my blog, but I'm still trying to find a way to make it enjoyable for other people too.
And the most annoying thing about these kinds of blogs is the grammar. I may have a lot of spelling errors, other mistakes and I swear sometimes, but at least I'm trying.
Thus ends my jibber-jabber about jibber-jabber, also known as blogging about blogging. I wish I could end it with a gif of my photos I took for this post as they do have some awesome poses, but I think I go with something else.
Because I can.